Okay anyone else?

Kelsey • 21 years old First time mom. My paizlee girl is due January 20!!! Im a office manager at a electrical contracting company. Cant wait for my bundle of joy
I'm 36 weeks measuring 38 weeks Lol and I have been having really really bad sharp pains in my butthole!!!!!! Its horrible I been having lighting crotch pains to the passed week but the passed two days the butthole pain has kicked in intensely it happens quick I scream it goes away and happens about 20 more times ughh what the heck. Also I been having horrid stomach tightening my belly gets so so so hard it's ridiculous lasts about 2 min and stops then happens again about 5 min later this has been happening for 4 days. I have two bad hemmeroids but have had them since before I was preggers and haven't experienced this. I'm a FTM and have no clue.. I want her to come next week Lol. My doc won't change my due date but I'm measuring 38 instead of 36. I always told her I only had sex one day!! Me no hubby was so busy I know when I got pregnant!!! Exactly which by that date I'd be 38 weeks but add he insists on keeping me 36 Lol. I have Medicaid and haven't had a ultrasound since 19 weeks I wanna know!!!! At least how big she is. Also my midwife said she would measure paizlee at 38 weeks and I'm only 36 by my due date and just because I'm measuring more she's still sticking to me being 36. Ladies help me Lol anyone experience anything I've said at all??? 😘😘😍😍😁😁 I need ur loving opinions and support I want to cry...