So: I randomly rushed in to ask my husband a quick question as he was showering (for a long time might I add) , opened the shower curtain.. to find.. his semi hard dick literally tucked way behind his balls! I was freaking out because it seriously looked GONE. I had NEVER fkn seen that my whole life. Even from other dudes? They always leave it hanging I mean even being with him for 5 years and sh** I have always thought and seen it hanging while showering!? I’m hear thinking :

1) is he bi and trying to stick it up his a**hole?

2) he may have been jckin off?

Might I add it was like really red.

I don’t really have a prob with him jacking off it’s jsut he kept denying it . Denying everything!? I was just so shocked 😮 Help. Oh and he was acting really weird once I saw that immediately after as he continued showering.

His response tho was, “it’s just because I turned a funny way.”

But bro I swear that looked like it toook effort to tuck it all the way back?.. help. Sigh.