I am gonna say it mild rant abt shower sex

Shower sex sucks. Everytime I have ever tried it I have always had to go to the ER. Broken leg broken arm broken wrist droke his dick once had to get stitches a few times. I had to give up on my endver into shower sex because I was running out of excuses to tell the ER staff. It looked like we were just kicking echothers asses all the time. I went into trying it with the expectations on 50 shades of gray no it was 50 trips to the hospital. I thought we were doing it wrong but no it just won't work maybe I am to short or he is to tall but holy shit it sucks not to mention the hot soapy picture I had in my mind didn't happen the soap was a hazard 😑 so I am convinced shower sex just sucks.