This is a joke, right?

I have a 10 day old daughter. I’m exclusively breast feeding and pumping for her.

Two days ago I got the tingling feeling of “you could handle having another kid down the line, babies are so precious,” and wanting to snuggle with my partner instead of punching him post-C-section. So for science I took an ovulation test. It was glaringly positive. I googled and everything says pregnant and postpartum you should have low LH. I took another ovulation test today to see if it was still positive. NOPE. I ovulated 8 days after giving birth while exclusively breast feeding.

With my first baby it was a month after she was born…but this has got to be some kind of sick record.