Man idk what I did to deserve this lol

What a way to start the new yr😭😭 I’ve had a cold since last week, got a hemorrhoid and started my period early😭 kinda feels like I just gave birth again lmfao except having to work on top of it all. Anyway to relieve the pain🥲 I feel beat tf up and just want the hemorrhoid gone really idc about anything else atp any tips or tricks . TYIA.