Tell me you are having a high risk pregnancy...

I am currently 33+2 with my third high rosk pregnancy. As I was sitting waiting for the results of my second BPP this week (had them twice weekly since 26 weeks) and started thinking about all the different things that are "normal" for us high risk mamas, but "normal" or "low risk" mamas wouldn't get. A lot of the things I came up with were sad, or frustrating, but some were slightly funny. So I figured it would make a good "lightheaded" post for in here! So tell me you are having a high risk pregnancy without telling me you are having a high risk pregnancy. I'll go first; I have more pictures of my babies before they were born than I do of their first year of life.