My body hates me (joke)

Me Duh

My man has been away for 6 months now and he comes back on Wednesday.com i thought "PERFECT" my period does come on for another week and a half. I ordered new lingerie, went shopping for his favorite meal and drink, hell i even waxed.... i just peed and guess what decided to make their grand appearance! Without any of my usual warning signs at that. Thankfully he will be home for 3 weeks before he has to leave again but damn body.