This dialogue is called...Trying To Shower With A Two Year Old In The House :

"What are you doing momma? Do you need help?"

"Can I have juice please?"

:: crying:: "Can't find other sock!"

"I will help you!!!" ::waves washcloth inside shower curtain for me to see::

::brings bag of chips in:: "Want some momma I'll share!

"You need toys!" ::proceeds to dump every single bath toy in shower individually::

"Can you help me open [box of blueberries]?"

"Oh bath is dirty I'll clean for you!" ::gets his duck sponge and thoroughly tries to scrub every inch of bathtub::

"....momma I'm all wet, I need a bath now."

Haha, oh my goodness.