Where's My Cervix?

Sooooo, I can't reach it.

Is this normal? I know it's there, my husband knows it's there, I've had Pap Smears, it's there. It just seems to be waaayyyyy up there, and that's a problem.

I want to find and track it and monitor it's changes leading up to and after Aunt Flow arrives.

So, does anybody have tips for how I can find it, or am I crap outta luck?