In case anyone needs a laugh...

I got out of the shower, reached into my cabinet in the bathroom and began lotioning up my body, all the while thinking about how this cocoa butter was not helping with my stretch marks.  I actually thought, hmm I'm starting to like the smell of the cocoa butter (I normally hate it).  The lotion was not rubbing into my skin but I was so deep in thought I just continued to lather my whole big giant baby belly, my arms, my back, everything with what I thought was lotion, until I realized it was my damn extra bottle of shampoo.  They were next to each other and are both pump bottles but that's about where the similarities end. They smell completely different, look different, feel different. Needless to say I took another shower after. Damn pregnancy brain.  Anyone have any good pregnancy brain stories?