Google: then vs now

I had a good chuckle at myself when I realised how my Google queries evolved during this pregnancy:

TTC:

- when should we have sex

- how will I know I am ovulating

- cervical mucus

- what does bfp mean

- early pregnancy symptom or period?

First trimester:

- when will I hear baby's heartbeat

- how will I know if I'm having a miscarriage

- when should I see a doctor

- how to combat nausea

- is it normal to be so tired?

- omg I ate [something 'forbidden']. will my baby be dead by now??

Second trimester:

- when will I start showing

- where to buy maternity clothes

- my [insert random body part] hurts, is that normal?

- am I too big/little for [#] weeks??

- how to choose a pram/bassinet/cot

Third trimester:

- how will I know if I'm in labour

- why is baby kicking less

- why is baby kicking so much

- are we there yet?

- how can I get this labour thing started

- omg I felt a cramp, is that labour??

- what does a mucous plug look like

....

And so on :D