Sperm testing???

So I've always wanted to  do sexual things in a public place....  Weird I know but it seams exciting.... But my husband is very boring old school bedroom only kinda person... He's getting his sperm count checked on the 13th and I was thinking of trying to go with him and help him out.... I figure that's the next best thing and if he's gonna get off there anyways we could help fulfill one of my fantasies.... Am I weird for this??? And do they even allow this????? I'm sure I'm not the only one that has questioned...