I cant get up!!!

My vag hurts so bad....i cant move a 5 lb weight with my foot without feeling like I got a jackhammer to my vag muscles. Omg. I can't get up off the floor, out of bed, roll over, off the couch...it hurts all the time. Big reason I'm soooo over being preggo. 34 weeks and I'm done. Braxton Hicks a lot every day and first cervical check is next Wednesday at 35 weeks.second time mom but never had this pain. Any tips? Help? Ideas other than sitting on a bag of peas?