Hubby's Bathroom Time

Does anyone else's husband spend an ungodly amount of time in the bathroom when they have to take a poo? He was in the bathroom when my daughter and I got home last night. I was able to put groceries up, take a shower and get supper started while he was in there. I tell him I don't know how his asshole hasn't fallen out already just sitting in there all that time...lol. I guess that's his "me" time and his time to not be trolled by my daughter and I when he gets off work. I'm guilty of just sitting on the toilet too just to have a break, but not for those amounts of time.

****Update*****

So I talk to my husband about his time in the bathroom and he reminded me (as he has told me this before....It guess I wasn't listening the first time) that the firmness of the toilet feels good on his hip. (He has a bad hip) Anyway, he says that the pressure of him sitting on the hard toilet seat temporarily relieves some of the pain after 12 hours of being on his feet. I think he got a little offended because I talked to a friend about it and she accused him of maturbating😂😂😂. So in his defense, he does have an excuse.