Can somebody please tell me if it sounds like I'm pregnant?!

I'm a day shy of being 2 weeks late for my period (which never happens.) i have unprotected sex. I've taken two different tests (red and blue dye) and both have come out negative.

But I'm not so certain that I'm not pregnant.

My boobs don't hurt but they have noticeably gotten larger.

My areolas have also spread and the color has changed slightly and there are more little bumps on them.

I have a clearish whitish discharge that doesn't really have much of a smell.

But my urine smells different.

I'm more fatigued

Also it feels like I've been having very mild cramps.

But no spotting or anything. No morning sickness. Nothing at all.

And it's driving me crazy):