Self inducing labor advice

We're all getting into that season of our pregnancy where we are totally miserable. And a lot of us are sweaty too, since it's mid summer. We can see September over the horizon. It is soooo close yet so far away. I want to throw this out there now before all the questions start. There is NO safe way to self induce labor. Your midwife may suggest evening primrose oil to help you soften your cervix if you need it, but likely wouldn't start that until 36 weeks or more. Raspberry leaf tea is useless, castor oil dehydrates you. Sex and nipple stimulation will only work if baby is actually ready, and should not be used to TRY for early labor (timing nipple stim etc). Please. Please hear me out. Your baby will not come until they are READY. And they should! Trying to get baby to come early could cause NICU time. Forced labor can put baby in distress. You're raising the likelyhood that, if you WERE successful, you could have a csection. Babys lungs do SO MUCH development the last two weeks, and trying to force them to come early for no medical need is severely hurting them. I know some women have earlier babies (37+) but they came on their OWN. Or through medical needs. Please please please please don't try to induce yourself. Because if something goes severely wrong, you will never forgive yourself. We're all miserable. All of us. If you can't handle the last couple weeks of being pregnant to benefit your baby's health so much that you try to take nature into your own hands.... What kind of mother will you be? Please do what's best for your baby. Wait until their ready. Or until your doctor thinks it's best. PLEASE.