Things I wish I knew as a FTM before, durning and after!

These are always fun, reminiscing about your past labor and deliveries! Let start a list of the things they don't tell you! Give these FTM moms something to look forward to 😂😂😂 
I'll start with a few!
- mesh panties and jumbo pads will be your life for a while (vaginal and c-section). 
- if you push for a long time (like me) your whoohaw will swell to an unbelievable size (think softball), it will be hard to walk normal. 
-you will be scared to poop for at least a week, take your stool softener!!!!!