My Baby hates me

I'm 38 weeks 3 cm dilated and 50%effaced. You would think at this point I would have my hopes up for baby coming out but NO. I've tried sex, walking till my legs fall off, spicy foods, pineapple, teas, and even dancing but still nothing is allowing my body to naturally go into labor. I'm over it and the eviction notice has been served. Little girl you got till the 16th or I'm cutting you lose