Over this!!!!!

Jordan
Okay so I just need to vent/rant for a minute. 
I get that baby comes when baby is ready but come on I'm almost 40 weeks and am not thinned at all, dilated at all, and my cervix is still "way up there". 
Like this is getting ridiculous! I can't eat, I can't sleep! I can barely even get up when I had to pee cause this little girl won't get off my sciatic. 
Worst part, I was at risk for preterm labor but obviously that's not going to happen seen as how I'm less than a week away from my DD
We are talking about induction at my next appt if I'm still pregnant. 
Like can this little girl just start pushing down really really hard and make something happen!!! 
Not too mention my bday is on the 21st, and as selfish as it is I don't want to be in the hospital for my bday lol. 
Any tips, ideas, suggestions? Like not even to go into labor but simply to get her to move down and do what she's supposed to and help my cervix start doing its job.