Why Grammar Matters!

Ladies, 
I realize not everyone on here is fluent in English. Maybe you grew up somewhere outside the US/UK/English speaking countries, maybe you speak two or more languages and English isn't your primary language, who knows what the reason is, I am not directing this at you.
 
But! IF you grew up speaking English and you're writing a post on this app expecting other women to take time out of their day to respond to you could you pretty please make the post legible? Keep in mind, grammar and punctuation and spelling make a huge difference!
 
I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse.
 
OR
 
I helped my uncle jack-off his horse.
 
In one your uncle is old and needs help off a horse and in the other, your uncle is a perv. A dirty dirty perv.