this may be a bit childish....

I know there are a lot of other long term relationships where sex is just not happening as often. I have tried every direction to fix the problem but it's def a journey for us. In the mean time I thought you'd all get a kick out of me celebrating our two month of no love making 😂😂😂 p.s. We joke a lot- nobody is upset. Except for me mildly.