is there a way to get a baby to turn

My son is currently doing the Irish Jig on my bladder. If he kicks hard enough he's going to stick his foot out of my vagina. Does anyone know how I can get this little tap dancer to turn so he's not kicking me in the same spot. I've layed in both sides walked around sat down jumped around talked to him in a stern voice in my head. Nothing is helping and it's really driving me insane.