stages of pregnancy

I couldn't be happier than right now. I have passed the awkward looking flabby belly stage of pregnancy, the not being able to eat anything stage, the needing to pee every five minutes stage, but now I'm in the I can't get up off the floor stage, the I feel like I'm going to explode after one bite stage, the my hips hurt like a bitch stage, the drama queen emotional stage, and oh shit these pants don't fit me anymore stage.