How to read ultrasound?!

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Ok this may make me look really dumb but how do I read my ultrasound here at 7 weeks 2 days? Which view of my uterus is this? I mostly want to know what side of my body the baby is on? Again probably going to sound dumb but I'm curious to see how it matches up with the old wives tale of gentlemen to the right, ladies to the left and the gender I got with the needle test my friends father swears is never wrong lol ?