People Don't Read

My shower invitation clearly states contact my mother & mother in law with any questions. 
Why are muthafuckers texting and calling me... My number isn't on there anywhere to avoid being bothered. (RANT OVER) ppl are so dumb I'm glad they are coming but jeez leave me alone 
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Let's get something straight I'm thankful they are coming but there is NO excuse to fuckin call me when you have an invitation that specifies who to contact... If they are that offended keep they gift and they time THE SHOW WILL GO ON...
 I guess those of you who are offended can't read either or maybe you hard up for a gift... NOT ME!!!