lmao it's me again! making bad hair removal choices😅

Ok so I am headed out for a little sexcapade with a friend, and his friends, tonight. 
I've always been horrid at shaving my thighs because the hair is so light and grows in different directions. The biggest (lol) problem is that I'm a big girl so groves and soft curves are anoyying af. 
Here's where the bad hair removal choices come in: 
I've used NAIR before and I always have the problem of a Felix of sore red bumps:( 
Of course I didn't remember this before it was to late. 
I'm not asking for alternatives, because I know those. 
I'm asking for a quick fix or just some help with this before I have to leave.