I had the easiest pregnancy, until ..

Georgann
So the first 2 & almost all of my 3rd trimester, were awesome. No morning sickness, no aches, no pains, etc. 
Yeah.. Less than 4 weeks left and that has all changed. 
I've been constipated for 6 DAYS! The pressure with no relief is awful. I have aches and pains in my hands, I'm swelling up, my ankles hurt so badly. Anything I eat causes heartburn, water gives me heartburn. 
I can't sleep comfortably, every limb hurts, & I still have 3 1/2 weeks left. 
Anytime I feel any pain in my abdominal or pelvic region, I pray it intensifies & that it's the beginning of labor. But it's not. With my luck, I'll now end up going into labor a week late. 
I'm losing it!!!!!! Merp. Sorry, had to vent.