Nosy questions/people rant. Come join me!

Ooooooooy veeeeey..... Is it just me or do people have the most awkward and intrusive questions to ask you as you're closing in on your due date? Like pretty sure the last time I checked it wasn't anyone's business knowing if I'm ready for labor or not. EFFING NO?!?!? I've got 8 weeks left and I'm fricken terrified of pushing a baby out my foofoo thanks for asking and reminding me of the stress I was trying to forget about..... How do you all handle the crazy flipping questions? Please share what questions you get asked that just dumbfound you. Good luck mommas!