ultrasound tech jokes?

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Every time I go in for an ultrasound they comment on his head size and penis. Lol 
Like "woah he's got a big head... I'm sorry"...& "oh you said it was a boy, that's definitely true". Iv gotten a lot of ultrasounds recently,because of high fluid. Different tech every time. They all comment on those two things. Anyone else heard the same things over and over, or just funny comments?

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I think the penis size thing is standard. We get it every time 🙄 and we have an ultrasound once a week. "Well. No question here. He is ALL BOY!" While my husband loves hearing how apparently well endowed our little guy is, I'm sure they say it every time they see it's a boy. 
I think, ultrasounds can be stressful for a lot of moms and the techs are just trying to lighten the mood. On top of that, they're only allowed to talk about certain things, so they're likely to comment on the things they are allowed to comment on.

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It usually starts "oh she's so active, look at her!" And by the end they're gritting their teeth and it's more "She's. So. Active...She never sits still, does she?"

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Mine was confused when she started and his head was on the left side of my body and nearer to the end she goes "hey, wasn't he flipped around when we started? Wow he moves a lot" then she couldn't get him to open his hands so she shook the ultrasound thing harder over my belly to get him to move and he stuck one finger up and put it back then proceeded to punch my right in the wand. So the tech. Thinking this is great, did it again, and he started to hit himself in the head. She was like " oh he's feisty! I guess he's not opening his hands" and laughed and laughed. 🤔 suuuuper haha

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Mine didn't say anything, but my last ultrasound was at 19 weeks. I wish they'd have warned me about my son's big ole 14 inch head before I gave birth 😅

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The first thing mine said at the 20 wk US (before we seen gender) was "well it has a brain, so it must be a girl" lol I think they just try to lighten the mood bc US can make people super anxious.

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Mine keeps saying he wants to deliver a puppy

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