He picks the worst times to poop

My husband is never on time for things. He always picks the worst times to decide he has to poop. His poops aren't quick either. He has like 30 minutes to get to work and he hasn't even showered yet, but he's currently in the bathroom pooping watching "thug lyfe" videos 🙄. I keep telling him he better pinch it out quick and get going before he's late but what do I know. He'll probably have to poop 3 minutes before we leave for the doctors later too lol. Men.