Condom Sex

I love being an adult. Independence, freedom, responsibilities, accountability etc...

However!

When I call up a repeated fling for a quick fix and he pulls out a magnum after we just tantalizingly strummed against each other's love notes with our mouths....

I DRY UP LIKE A FUGGIN DESSERT!

Its not that I don't love the idea of the condom. Its practical, completely responsible, safe af, inexpensive way around tons of consequences but... homegirl downstairs is NOT impressed at all. Miss Jay shrugs, throws a fit, and stops all warmth and water works on contact with anything that wears a plastic hat.

But she doesn't mind a Dildo... go figure 😑😐