I've been having an affair 😩😩

With my toilet and body pillow for last week!! These two have seen more of my ass than my husband!  I can't even begin to fall asleep before I first get to the toilet and try to use the bathroom for 15 minutes then here comes the start of this pillow ritual of straddling it like a horse , then putting my right knee on the bed, then I just fall over. Wherever I land is my position until I fall asleep, my poor husband has to maneuver around me to find a spot😂😂😂.  That poor pillow has been pinned in so many wrestling positions!