Thought I'd share this gem conversation.

So being 27 weeks pregnant my lower back is killing me. I ask my OH to rub it. He rubs it for all of 2 minutes, not deep, basically petting me lol.

When he stopped I said " Keep going, that was a tease,"

He said, "Well I gave you a little massage, that should be enough,"

I responded, "Well how would you like it if I got on top of you and started grinding on you for 2 minutes since we're naked?"

This smart ass responds, "well, I'm not proud of this, but I'd probably be pretty happy and tired and I'd be very relieved,"

In his defense I was put on pelvic rest two weeks ago so he hasn't been getting any nookie 😂😂😂😂.