I just can't wait for you to have a baby

" I'm so surprised you don't have a baby yet" 
"When are you going to have a baby?" 
"Youd make such a good Mom" 
"Well, when you FINALLY have a baby, I found the perfect outfit for it online" 
"You should have a baby. Right now" 
MEANWHILE* 
I can't even keep my plants alive. 
I'm also only 20.