when you're a lazy pregnant mommy
My SO: wanna put the baby to bed and we can make some hot dogs??
Me: yeah go ahead? 😜
SO: why do I have to? I always put him to bed
Me: because I don't feel like carrying two children
SO: ones a child and ones not even a bean
Me: he's the size of a kumquat, bigger than a bean 😂
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