I went to the doctors for std testing , a Pap and because I recently was diagnosed with a fatty liver , some bloodwork testing for hepatitis . All pretty serious stuff . After she swabbed me she told me my results would be in Friday and I'll only get a call if something comes back abnormal or positive . So here it is , Friday ... I just did a workout feeling all good when my phone rings ... I look down and see my doctors office number ... my heart is beating out of my chest and I'm thinking oh crap i have an std I'm going to kill my boyfriend ... or , I have hepatitis and I'm going to die . I eventually muster up the courage to pick up the phone and I hear this on the other end "hi there, we are just calling to let you know that all the swabs come back negative for infection and your blood test came back clear" .... thanks for the heart attack .