negative or faint postive?

So a few months ago I got told I have two blocked tubes. 
Lately for the last two weeks im constantly peeing, all I crave is noodles and im not sure if I've just gotton fat or if I could possibly be pregant by some miracle. Thought it was worth a try. 
What do you ladies think? I've been off the pill for a few months now.
The line faded after a while but I can see a +