Pettiness level: 100

I've always thought that my inner self was somewhat of a petty bitch but MAN, TTC has turned my inner self into a big ole petty bitch and as the months roll it's only shining brighter. A friend of mine just announced she's pregnant and she said "it only took him giving me 'the look' and boom I'm pregnant" and I just looked at her like 🙂I'm so happy you had no thought, no planning, no sticking your fingers in bodily fluids and places you NEVER in your wildest dreams thought you'd be sticking them (in hopes of the possibility of the perfect f-ing time for sex), no sitting in the bathroom with another bfn wondering if there really might be something wrong, but hey! I'm glad that look worked for you!!!🙃