please actually read this πŸ˜‚

so i pissed off my guy friend and gave him a boner by things i was saying and THIS is how he repays me 😭😭😭 DEAD. 😍
UPDATE: a lot of you guys seem to think i should be more than friends with this guy... can i ask why? i've been considering it but i have doubts πŸ˜‚