Most unhelpful response to TTC

Billie
So I bet there are a few topics covering useless sh@t that people say when they hear you are struggling to conceive, but I've heard some doozies lately:
- 'woah, careful giving Billie bub, she's baby CRAZY! We might not get him back' (friend's wife who is well aware of infertility issues)
-'wow, you have really let yourself go, you need to deal with that now!' (uncle, 1 week after miscarriage in December)
'If you just stopped obsessing about it I'm sure something would happen' (mother, during stage when I needed 2 operations - yes, relaxing will fix my subseptate uterus)
What asshat comments have you had lately?