Seriously....

It is 12:00am where I live at. My boyfriend has been sick with head/chest cold. I woke him up and put him in bed after he fell asleep on the floor watching a movie with me. 
I stayed up a little to eat a snack before bed. 
And I haven't been able to go to bed after that because he keeps.. FARTING!! 
And not the little non-smelly ones. I mean the ones that literally clear the freaking ROOM!!  
I don't know how he can sleep through the smell of his own stench...