One day, dear husband brought his loving wife one of these so called legendary burritos. She wanted to see what all the fuss was about so she took a bite! The burrito was juicy, fresh, and full of flavor. Fireworks exploded in her heart, she was in love! She devoured all but 1/4 of the burrito, and went to sleep after a long, hard day of caring for her precious children. 

The next morning as her husband awoke silently and snuck out for work, he told his wife to stay in bed, as he knew she had not gotten much sleep. She dozed off for a while longer, when she awoke to the harmonious sound of her singing babies calling her name. She lept out of bed and tended to their needs. 

Then, she skipped to the kitchen, ecstatic about her leftover legendary burrito. She slowly opened the fridge with a smile on her face, ready for what was about to happen. But then, she looked and the burrito had vanished! Along with the spicy, flavorful hot salsa. She was devastated. She fell to her knees and cried. How could she possibly go on, knowing that everything she had ever known was a lie. She knew right away who the culprit was.. her loving husband. How could he do such a thing? 

A divorce was in order. 

The wife's life was over as she knew it.