Strange night... (long but worth it) 😂

So I added him on Snapchat, as requested. And we exchanged "hello"'s and he sent me a pic of his face saying "this is what I look like now. No more emo hair!" (We are both in our 20s now. So we haven't seen eachother in forever) I said he was unrecognizable. He then sends me a shirtless pic and asks for a pic of my face. I took the pic of my face and captioned it "I'm a lesbian these days. No dick pics pls" 

HERE IS WHERE IT STARTED GETTING CRAZY 😂 he replies saying "oh. I honestly only messaged you because I wanted to make out again.... shit. I regret that. Please take it as a compliment?" 

Conversation continues. Blah blah blah. And then he says (talking about the first kiss) "I thought about going up to your room when you slept over that night. I didn't have the balls though." Creepy af, ladies. 😂 he started asking me if I wanted to see his dick yet. I obviously said NO. And he replies "well I'll let you foster your virtual God complex. If you message me I'll reply. Because I have notifications on. Not because I'm always on Snapchat. Do you even like the male body? You might be in for a visual treat..😏 would you want a pic of my ass?" I said "No! Pretty sure porn will be better than trying to get it out of me."

Him: "lol I hate porn. Im not trying to get anything out of you. Im an exhibitionist. I get off on showing. Not receiving. I'm drunk so I want to show my body to you." 

And then guess what.... HE SENT THE ASS PIC. 

I told him to go to bed. Lol and he sensed that he had crossed the line. And he said "you've really never met someone as fucked up as me? Am I that bad??" 

I told him that I was giving him the benefit of the doubt. "Since I know nothing about you, I'm going to assume that it's just because you are drunk. And that you aren't this weird sober." I do lots of dumb shit drunk - I'm gay, but I will start hardcore flirting with men and even sleep with men when I am drunk. Things I would never do sober. So I'm trying not to judge him too harshly over all this. 😂

He replied "No. I'm not this weird sober. Sigh. Well i think I'm going to go to bed. Feel free to message me. I probably won't message you first after I very rudely sent you a pic of my ass... I'm sorry about that." 

And here I am, the next morning. Haven't messaged him yet. But I probably will 😂 even though it was uncomfortable it was also extremely entertaining and I'm intrigued. I so badly wanted to take screenshots. But it's Snapchat 😫 but yeah. This was probably the weirdest conversation I've ever had. I bounced from being offended to laughing to sympathizing... ugh.