My so randomly downloaded an app on his phone that stays on and records any kind of sound at night while we are sleeping 

Last night, I was having allergy problems. At 4:20 am, you hear me violently sneeze and my so jump and go "nehhhh" (because it scared him awake for 3 seconds) 

And that was the end. 

We listened to this 500 times and my gut hurts from laughing so hard 

Lol oh my god save me "ACHOOOOOO" 

*violent movement*

"NeHhHH!!" 

*silence 

We sounded like overgrown mutant babies

Edit: I don't know the name of the app and I keep forgetting to ask him. I think it's only for androids though. I'll ask him when I get home from work. It's not like a thing where people can post their recordings online for others to see. It's just a recorder.. I don't think anyone can see it unless we somehow figured out to save it (don't even know if that's an option) and send it.