What methods do people use to keep their sheets clean during sex?

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Wondering if there's any way to avoid the acrobatics.  LOL! . I'm talking about every night!  I'm not washing sheets every day.  Not going to happen.   I'm not a teenager and neither of us have any diseases, and we are trying.  That means NO CONDOMS. So when you're both done - ready to "make the break" - it can be messy.  Are we the only people that feel like acrobats when we are done - trying to get off the bed without "spilling the seed"?

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This made me laugh. My husband and I are perfecting a tuck and roll lol. But you can lay a towel down b4 hand or keep one close to the bed. Sometimes his boxers are the quickest and closest thing.

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Humm so my husband usually keeps it inside of me until, he's done cumming lol. Then he pulls out real quick. That's when I close my legs, run to the bathroom, take a pee and let it drip out into the toilet. After I go to the bedroom, get my granny pannies. No mess and we are both happy haha lol!! That's my method of a clean version of sex lol!!

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In the heat of the moment, you're not gonna be like, "Hold on while I put down this towel!" My bf and I were like that too. We just keep a towel beside the bed for me so I don't drip all over the place heading to the bathroom and we have a roll of toilet paper beside the bed for his clean up and some of mine. And if any gets on the sheets we grab a damp cloth and wipe it up before it gets that crusty texture.

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PureRomance sells a product that is supposed to help soak anything up! I've never tried it though

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I haven't ever found it a problem. He does his thing inside then will go to the bathroom to freshen up while I lie on my back with my butt on a pillow for half an hour. Then I'll go sort myself out and done....no spillage or mess!

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If you are trying to conceive the worst thing for you to do I jump up and run to the bathroom. You should give his little soldiers time to find your egg. Once he cums, have him pull out and lay next to you,  he can plop his penis on himself and you can cross your legs. Give yourselves some time to be together after sex. It's bonding. Once you've caught your breath and you're ready to get up, have a wash cloth close by to put between ur legs and proceed like normal.

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It really doesn't get that dirty. It's after he's finished and you sit up that things get runny. I just get out of bed immediately and clean up. The little that does but the bed dries quickly.

I find that if I sleep after sex, I seem to absorb it. I don't know if that's really possible or not, but when I get up in the morning it's gone.

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I shower or he showed before bed so usually two towels are within arms reach or enough he can pull out grab while I lift 😋

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You could put a designated towl down lol

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When we were ttc, the nights that we were just having a quickie I would just keep my underwear on and pull them to the side. After he was done I'd slip them back into place as he pulled out. Made it easier to lie there for awhile and not worry about it running out. I'd just wait till I was over the toilet to take them off, if I didn't fall asleep by accident first. That's a pretty messy morning 🙄