Anal talk! Have you had anal sex? Any funny stories?

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I've never done it, but I'm thinking about tying out the back door if you know what I'm saying. I know to get started you need to go slow and use lots of lube. But does anyone else have any advice? Or funny stories?

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Tried it once...  Couldn't get myself to relax enough. Didn't really hurt, just a very strange feeling. I would give it another go... My only fear is there still being some poo hiding up in there and that it would be on his penis when he pulls out... Seems like it would be a bit of a mood killer lol

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Someone told me about the time her bf invited her over to meet his mother. Got frisky in the living room, then the mother walked in on them, he pulled out too fast because of the surprise,  and she got poop all over the new couch x) I've shared this story on here before...this is what I always think about when anal sex comes up! Funny, but I feel bad for her every time x)

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I love anal honestly.  I had tried it with an ex and absolutely hated it.  When I got with my current SO I told him no. Then one day I decided to give in.  He told me he was going to work up to the size of him mainly because I was unsure about it. So he used his finger and I absolutely lived it.  Now we do it all the time.  Sometimes with his dick and other times we just play with toys. By the way I love toys during any kind of sex and he loves my reaction especially when he doesn't something new with one.  Sorry if some of that might be tmi.

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Tried it a couple of times. My me and my ex had been together about 3 years and we decided to try it and I told him to take it out bc I felt like I had to poop lol

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Once in highschool, this guy I was with was trying to get me to have sex. I was still a virgin and terrefied that I would get pregnant so he asked if I would try anal sex...

I had had anal play before and sometimes it was fine but holy crap (pun intended) my asshole must be tiny or something because while he tried to get it 'stretched out for him' I was in agonizing pain. Then he tried and well... it was the most awkward uncomfortable thing ever for me so we finally gave up

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I don't do it because I think it's disgusting, but I will use a strap-on for my husband. He has a prostate though, I don't. The best story I have is when I hit a "iceberg". It was slightly funny to me, but it really upset him.

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Anal is my favorite but I'm trying for a baby sooo none for us right now

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Me and my long term partner do it now and again when drunk and lots of oil! Fun to try different persitions too!  like woman on top or on her back! Bloody hurts in morning though:( as hes quite well endowed!

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My ex was drunk one time and we were having sex and he was really trying really hard to do anal with me. But I wouldn't let him!

Anal talk! Have you had anal sex? Any funny stories?

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