Braxton Hicks contractions should be called "BS contractions" lol..get this baby out!!

Last night and today like usual I get the Braxton hicks contractions. They always end up going away and I was thinking this is BS! Then I thought you know these "false contractions" should really be called BS contractions because thats what they freakin are, Bullsh*t lol. I'm almost 39 weeks and losing it. I keep reading about how women have no signs of progression or labor near sometimes and they all of a sudden go into labor. I am just so antsy and want it to be my time already! I've been walking more, bouncing on an exercise ball, tried sex but idk what else I can do. Membrane sweep is this week so maybe that'll do it! I dont want to go past my due date again ugh. And these contractions are like a tease..lets do this stop faking me out lol.