Hi!! Who wants to laugh at my life right now?

So TMI but I was in the bathroom earlier trying to *go* when my little tot decides to crawl in. Yes I refer to her as the tot...still a baby not a toddler but kinda walking....anyway...opens the drawer that was baby proofed ( 🤣😂🤣😂🤣) took out my makeup bag and smashes my bronzer into a million little pieces. Gets better, as I'm kinda stuck...she EATS the bronzer. I think she spat most of it out though. That took forever to clean because the bronzer kinda stained the floor.