Stop f'ing telling me what I should be doing!!!!

Put up a pic of the eclipse...

Uncle replies "how come you have time to watch the eclipse? Shouldn't you be having a baby?"

Put up a post about what I cooked for lunch...

someone replies "Shouldn't you be in labor yet?"

Someone posts on my wall "We're on baby watch!" (A week before my due date...)

Blah blah blah.

No. I fucking shouldn't be in labor. Because it's not even my due date until Thursday and if I can (begrudgingly) be patient then all of you who don't have a bowling ball between your legs have to be patient.

Grrr. Getting grumpier day by day.