I think I'm out this month 😐

Every month, about a week before AF (that bitch) shows up I get this HUGE craving for potato chips and ranch dip. Like if I can count on anything, it's that craving every month. Well, I'm about a week out til AF and the only thing I want is freakin potato chips and ranch dip. The closest store is closed, so I sliced up a potato and it's in the fryer as I'm typing this. Do you think potato chips will pair better with a cabernet or a beer? Because I need a drink!